Boinger

Boinger is a word used to describe an instant erection, in a very nonsensical way. Everytime Jon enters the room, one would get an anti-boinger, where the doinker actually contracts and goes inside of one's body and starts bleeding and turning green.

Sources of a boinger
One might recieve a boinger if they see something extremely sexually arousing, such as:



Boinger? I think yes.

The dreaded anti-boinger!
Warning: The content you are about to see is absolutely disgusting and will make your wiener disappear. Tread carefully...



Potential uses for boinger:
person: *sees really hot picture*

person: that gave me a boinger!