Jonathan Hayes

Jonathan "Jon" Hayes is a color blind British-American teenager who everyone in The Group despises. He is known for creating the terms "sory" and "lah lah lah loo lah". He is atrocious at soccer, despite having played it for over eight years. He has two brothers, one sister, and a dog, who all despise him. The fetish associated with Jon is futanari.

In the beginning, The Group was okay with Jon. Although his microphone quality was horrifyingly terrible, they ignored it and continued with their usual shenanigans.

However, one day, Alexey snapped. He called him things such a  "cum guzzling nigger lisper". Jon continued to express his astonishment at the words uttered by Alexey, claiming to be extremely offended. However, Alexey continued to say "good, you fucking lisptard". From this point on, Alexey's anger towards Jon dispersed among The Group, creating an intense hatred towards Jon among everyone. The Group has since given Jon only several chances to prove himself worthy of being a regular member of The Group, however, he's failed every time due to his terrible internet, computer, microphone quality, and lisp.

The Legend of "sory"
In approximately September of 2013, The Group, along with Jon, were playing League of Legends. Jon was playing jungle Shen, and as he went to gank bottom lane, he failed to land his taunt on the enemy support. Jon, being quick to apologize for his mistakes, immediately pressed "S" (which stops character movement), typed "sory" in chat, and continued to attack the enemy support. However, since Jon stopped his character movement, he was ridiculously far behind the enemy support, resulting in the loss of an easy kill.

The Ongoing War of 2014
On January 21, 2014, Alexey declared war on Jon. Only, it was mearly on Facebook rather than in person. The war is being battled even to this day. Information on this war can be found in the following pictures.