Jon

Jon Hayes is higher up in "The Group" ranking than Tyler and Alexey will ever be because he is a fucking awesome lisper that playes League and Runescape. He is the edgiest member of "The Group". In his spare time, Jon masturbates, watches porn and plays video games. Although, he doesn't play anything more violent than League becuase his parents are over-pretective as fuck.

Jon's Life
Jon was born on September 15, 10,000BC.

He gets all A's and B's in school even in his faggot math teacher's class.

Jon is a PC gamer who playes League and Runescape despite having the shittiest 7 year old iMac on the face of the earth. In League, he has fps drops every 30 seconds and he cannot maintain above 20 fps in Runescape on minimum graphics.

Interensts

 * League of Legends
 * Runescape 3
 * Masturbating (no he doesn't he doesn't even know how or what a penis is he spelled masturbate *masterbate*)
 * Lisping Faggot
 * Retard
 * Jon Hey

Quotes about/by Jon

 * "you can fuck my sister alex" -Jon
 * "im gay" -Jon
 * "i suck" -Jon
 * "dude you suck" -everybody